Ever wonder what that must have been like for God?

"You may eat from everything except for the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil."

That's it, one rule.

What tree? That tree? Right there, in the middle?

You didn't really mean the whole tree. I can eat those red things, right? Because I'm hungry so you didn't mean if I was hungry, right?

Oh, you mean this apple? Don't eat the one I just took the bite out of it? Because I thought you meant something else.

She made me do it. I didn't want to do it. It's her fault.

They were liberal Democrats?

More like a couple of five year olds.

But they started as adults!

Are you sure about that?

Genesis seems to be.

Is it?

Which version are you using?



...So the Lord looked down on Adam, and thought, "He needs some agida, I'll give him a companion, a female...."

That means adult?

All too often indeed it does!