Which is it? Are we going to freeze or fry?

Fry, then freeze. Warming periods preclude ice ages.

Yes, all of which has happened and will continue to happen because it's part of the earth's normal cycle.

So sayeth the Sheep

No, so says history and credible scientists.

So one will need to take bathing suit, H2O, and sun screen and place those in the carry-on bag. Larger suitcase: Alaskan ware, firewood, a lot of matches, candles, beef jerky, (MSG free that is) and a buffalo skin blanket........